At some point there will be full links to all the song lyrics laid out as if they were from the Souvenir Lyric Book from the London performance of this show. The lyrics used for this show are often different from what Tom Lehrer recorded on his albums. Some were made for the London audience, others were made for reasons I can't fathom. Cameron Macintosh writes about this in comments on this show. Most changed are only a few words, but a whole new stanza for Be Prepared was written for this show.

Be Prepared Poisoning Pigeons In The Park I Wanna Go Back To Dixie My Home Town Pollution Bright College Days Fight Fiercely Harvard The Elements The Folk Song Army In Old Mexico She's My Girl When You Are Old And Gray Wernher Von Braun Who's Next I Got It From Agnes National Brotherhood Week So Long, Mom The Hunting Song The Irish Ballad Smut New Math Silent E George Murphy Oedipus Rex I Hold Your Hand In Mine The Old Dope Peddler The Vatican Rag We Will All Go Together When We Go Send In The Marines The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz